Privacy Notice

This site collects nothing. Here's the full story.

absolutelyplausible.com is a static site: no accounts, no analytics, no ad trackers, no cookies set by us, no forms, no database of visitors. The only personal information we ever handle is what you choose to email us.

Browsing this site

Reading any page here sends no personal data to us. We run:

  • No visitor accounts or sign-ups
  • No analytics or tracking scripts
  • No advertising or third-party trackers
  • No cookies set by this site
  • No contact forms — reaching us is a plain email link

When you email us

If you write to contact@absolutelyplausible.com, we receive whatever you send — typically your name, email address, and what you'd like to build. We use it only to respond and, if we work together, to run the project. We never sell it, share it, or add it to a marketing list. Want your messages deleted? Ask at the same address and we'll delete them and confirm.

Infrastructure we rely on

The site is served by Cloudflare, which processes standard request logs (like IP addresses) to deliver and protect the site. Fonts load from Google Fonts, so your browser requests font files from Google's servers. Neither happens on our behalf for tracking, and we receive no visitor data from either.

Changes to this notice

If this site ever starts collecting more than described here — for example, a booking form — we'll update this page before that feature ships, and the effective date below will change.

Questions about your data

One inbox, one human, straight answers.

contact@absolutelyplausible.com